Will somebody, if it’s not too much trouble, save us from this political hellscape?
If you thoroughly considered living a worldwide pandemic wasn’t adequately terrible, enter: Boris Johnson and the Tories. While COVID saw UK residents experience a flood of monetary difficulties, passing of friends and family, vulnerability, and disengagement. The public authority made a move to perceive how moronically they could deal with the wreck (recall Eat Out to Help Out?).
The Conservative government’s administration of the pandemic focused on a flood of debasement highlighting social removing breaks, the constant sitting above general well-being specialists. Exploitative agreements subsidizing Tory-connected associations, undertakings, and then some… you need to ask: how are the Tories running the country?
As a photograph of Matt Hancock kissing his tycoon courtesan and counselor Gina Coladangelo is uncovered, here’s your Dazed manual for every one of the bad things the Tories have done during the pandemic. Fortunate us. Sure, this one isn’t, in fact, blasphemy. Yet, it did fundamentally establish the vibe for the Tory government’s tenacious ineptitude all through the whole pandemic, so how about we start here.
In March 2020 – just a brief time after Boris Johnson declared the main stay-at-home request – previous boss counsel to the PM Dominic Cummings. Sometime before he uncovered BoJo’s “wtf do we do” release) out to Durham, notwithstanding him and his significant other suspecting they had COVID.
Days after the fact, the previous boss counsel was spotted 30 miles from Durham at Barnard Castle amidst his manifestations. As indicated by Cummings, this was to “test his eyes” after confronting visual presentations from the infection – because getting in the driver’s seat of a moving vehicle is the most intelligent approach to ensure your vision isn’t impeded.
Who could have imagined Cummings didn’t get any repercussions for breaking the lockdown limitations. He did, notwithstanding, offer a late conciliatory sentiment last month, expressing: “I wish I’d never known about Barnard Castle, and I wish I’d never gone.” OK.